G C G
You told me that my weight gain comes from dietary fat
D
And eggs would raise cholesterol and no one would want that,
C G E7
But now you say it’s carbs and all that other stuff was wrong,
A D
So I picked up my guitar and now I’m writing you this song.
(Chorus)
C G
Doctor, I presume that you are looking out for me.
D G
You’ve got to have it right, because you’ve got that Ph.D.
C G E7
So I will follow your advice and we will surely see
A D G
That everything is looking up for me.
I thought I’d get my kids their shots, but then I got the word
That it might cause autism, so I rely on the herd:
If enough kids are immune, then mine won’t get the pox.
Now they’re itchy and they’re scratchy and we’re going to the doc’s.
(Bridge)
D C G
Science is much better when you do it at the bench
D C G
With no human population throwing in a monkey wrench.
C G E7
Research is much harder when you’re lacking a control.
A D
Let’s mount up a scratch planet and take another roll.
From the Solar System’s birth down to the economic news,
There’s a lot of speculation and some fine divergent views.
Climatology, dark energy don’t fit into your lab,
And though you might be wrong or right, I think I’ll take a stab.
(Alternate chorus)
Doctor, I presume that you are looking out for me
And you think you’ve got it right, because you’ve got that Ph.D.
But I will take a grain of salt when deciding what to do
When I listen to the next advice from you.
(E7)A D G
And everything is looking up for me.
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